Title: Playing You Playing Me
Beta: wheatear, wihluta
Rating: G
Pairing: House/Foreman (strongly hinted at)
Word Count: 1,530
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Episode tag to Moving the Chains. Foreman goes back to PPTH after meeting Marcus at the halfway house, and his boss is waiting for him.
AN: This was written for help_haiti, for queenzulu's winning bid requesting House/Foreman. It's not the pairing I usually write, but I did my best, and hope I was able to do the characters and their relationship justice.

( Playing You Playing Me. )

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I was rereading some of my old pornfic yesterday, and man, that was depressing. I used to be able to off-the-cuff 1,000 or more words of PWP easily. Now, I struggle with every sentence, no matter if what I'm writing is porn or something else. I haven't posted fic in almost a year, either.

So. Whoever comments first is getting commentporn. Any pairing, any fandom--het, slash, or femmeslash. Give me a pairing and a prompt, and I shall try and see if I can force my PWP muse to actually do its job for once.

Come on, guys. This is your chance to make me write Ten/Rose. Or House/Cameron. Or Gwen/Arthur. Don't miss out! *insert commercial jingle*

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Title: The Whitney Street Mystery
Beta: euclase
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crossover, Angst/Action/Adventure
Characters: House, Wilson, Ten, Jack
Disclaimer: Neither House nor Doctor Who belong to me.

( The Whitney Street Mystery Part 2/2 )

Title: The Whitney Street Mystery
Beta: euclase
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crossover, Angst/Action/Adventure
Characters: House, Wilson, Ten, Jack
Word Count: ~ 12,700
Disclaimer: Neither House nor Doctor Who belong to me.
AN: Something to distract from the DW finale excitement - it's a crossover fic of House, MD and Doctor Who which I started quite a while ago and now finally managed to finish. Thanks to everyone who read it as a WIP at some point and nudged me in the right direction.

( The Whitney Street Mystery Part 1/2 )

Title: Fitting Pieces
Author: T'eyla
Beta: euclase and wihluta
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~6200
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: This is a sequel to Schism, which you should probably read first. It's not long, though, and there's sex in it, too! ;)
Feedback, general or critty, is valued and appreciated. Have fun!

( Fitting Pieces )

Title: Things To Do In Princeton When You're Dead
Author: T'eyla
Beta: tli, wihluta
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1950
Pairing: House/Wilson, if you want it to be
Disclaimer: They still belong to David Shore. Who'd've thunk. I wouldn't sell them either if I were him.
Notes: This is an episode tag to 4x03 - 97 Seconds. Spoilers galore, and it won't make much sense if you haven't seen the ep. About the title... I know it's been used before, but it just fit so well! I hope you can forgive me, and I hope you enjoy the fic :). Feedback is always welcome.

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( Things To Do In Princeton When You're Dead )

I wrote a fic, all in one go without pausing. Zomg. *gg*

It's an evil angsty ~1000 words fic I wrote for one of my get_house_laid prompts. I'm not sure if a) this is in any way useful at all and b) this even qualifies as smut. I'd appreciate your input :).

Title: Schism
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/Julie
Genre: Angst
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, blah blah...
Notes: Written for get_house_laid, prompt #107: House/Wilson -- one of Wilson's weddings.

( Schism - Beta post )

This is a 300-words ficlet for wihluta, a reward for being a good girl and going home to study yesterday night. I was a good girl, too, Wih. You owe me a ficlet! ;D

This kinda developed from a prompt elicia8 gave me. It doesn't have anything to do with the prompt anymore though. I don't know, I began thinking about it... and this is what I ended up with. Heh. I might write the prompt fic at some other point ^^.

( Quit the rambling already! )

Tonight, I did the interview I talked about in this post. I told the guy how awesome and open-minded fandom is, and then I went home and found the most narrow-minded, idiotic troll ever wanking all over Licia's journal.

Oh, fandom. Will you please behave and back me up in my claims? I'm trying to do my part to make you respectable!

Well. If you wanna know how the interview went, plz to be looking behind this

( CUT )

Last but not least, I wrote a tiny little comment ficlet today. Silliness and fluff. You can find it here.

Title: Sunday
Rating: NC-17
Beta: housepiglet. She's a saint.
Genre: House MD; PWP, established H/W
Word Count: ~850
Disclaimer: Not mine. Still not mine.
Notes: Last Smutty Sunday fic. OMG. This was soo hard to write. And I hate the way it turned out. *pushes fic away* You do with it what you want. If you like it, I'll be happy :).

( Sunday )

Title: The Migraine
Rating: PG-13 for language
Beta: Peeps on my flist, and housepiglet gave it a final read through - thanks!!
Warning: established H/W
Genre: House MD; SWWP (= sick!Wilson without plot *gg*).
Word count: ~11,400
Summary: Wilson has a migraine. House tries to help. Mayhem ensues.
Disclaimer: If they were mine, this is what would happen on the show! *gg*
Notes: All done! Nice and shiny and especially complete *gg*. 11,400 words of domestic!H/W, humor, and the occasional fluffy scene ^^. Thanks to tli who came up with the title.
X-posted to sick_wilson and house_wilson.

( Follow the fake cut )

Title: Friday Night
Rating: NC-17
Beta: housepiglet and tli - actually, I should probably list them as co-authors. THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!
Genre: House MD; PWP, established H/W
Word Count: ~2000
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, nh-nh. Just borrowing them, so they can have a little fun ^^.
Notes: Eep. Second fic for Smutty Sunday. I should rename this to Smutty Monday. Only that the fic would then probably get posted on Tuesday.
Not sure if there's really gonna be a third Smutty Sunday. Writing two smut fics in two weeks drained me of a lot of energy already. Well, be that as it may, I hope you enjoy this one! :)

( Friday Night )

Title: Can I Call You James?
Rating: All ages
Beta: tli and the lovely peeps on my flist
Genre: General
Word count: ~700
Disclaimer: I asked David Shore whether I could have them. He sent me a "Get sane" t-shirt.
Notes: I wrote a ficlet about the name issue ;)! This is a Wilson fic, but House does play a role in it. I might write a companion piece, if I can think of one. Enjoy!

( Can I Call You James? )

Hey hey :). Wrote a 700-words fic on the name issue. Can I post this at h_w, or should I just keep my ramblings to myself? (I somehow have a feeling that this fic is a little... pointless).

( Can I Call You James? )

Title: Wilson's Balcony
Rating: NC-17
Beta: housepiglet and tli - they both deserve a medal
Genre: House MD; PWP, established H/W
Word Count: ~2200
Disclaimer: If they were mine, House and Wilson would get together in the season finale.
Notes: Agdzpfltr. *exhausted* Why is it that I find writing smut so damn fucking hard??!! I love to read it!
Okay, a bit too late for Smutty Sunday, at least in my time zone. But smut. Finished smut. *pats own shoulder* Have fun, and give me some FB, please? Especially if you find something to critisize ( - when you find something *gg* ). Just so I can keep it in mind for next Sunday :).
X-posted to house_wilson.

( Wilson's Balcony )

Title: Is This The Real Life?
Author: T'eyla
Rating: PG-13
Beta: housepiglet
Warning: None, really. Silliness ^^. Oh, and established House/Wilson.
Genre: House MD, Humor
Word count: ~3500
Summary: Would give everything away.
Disclaimer: Not mine. SRSLY! ;)
Notes: I am so sorry for this! No idea why this turned out the way it did. Too much coffee, maybe?? I hope you'll enjoy it anyway ;).
Written for the sick_wilson 100 members prompt. X-posted to sick_wilson and house_wilson.

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Title: Ties
Author: sexy_severus
Translation: t_eyla
German Beta: luthien82
English Beta: housepiglet
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage
Words: 2298
Genre: House MD; Humor/Romance
Summary: House, Wilson and a lot of ties.
Disclaimer: David Shore owns the lot.
Notes: The German original version of this fic was posted yesterday at the house_wilson community in this entry ::click::. It's a wonderful little ficcie, hence the translation so other people would be able to enjoy the H/W love as well ;). Thanks to housepiglet for the light-speed beta!

( Ties )

I'm so proud! I wrote drabbles! Some of them are even real drabbles ;).

Title: Unplugged - A Drabble Compilation
Author(s): T'eyla (and tli)
Rating: G to NC-17
Genre: House MD; Gen, Angst, Humor... H/W Slash! ;)
Disclaimer: Nah, still not mine.
Beta ( = kick-starting, being awesome and nagging until I did what they wanted): tli and neery

AN: Recently, there was this drabble challenge of "Pick a book, any book..." - I tweaked it a bit, and instead of using sentences from a book for inspiration, I picked a record and wrote a drabble for each track. The record I chose is "Unplugged" by Eric Clapton.
4 drabbles à 100 words, 10 + 1 double drabbles à 200 words. All H/W, most of them established, one or two pre-slash, and with the rest, take your pick. One drabble includes character death; it will be marked with a big flashing neon arrow ;).
Feedback will be hugged and kissed!

( Drabbles )

Yay, I've got fic. For you. At the house_wilson community.

Title: Love and Happiness
Author: T'eyla
Rating: PG-13 for naughty f-words
Genre: House MD; Angst, House/Wilson - you decide whether you want pre-slash or just strong friendship
Length: ~15,800 words
Summary: With Wilson critically injured and fighting for his life, House finds himself battling some very personal demons.

( Love and Happiness )

This is a little something I came up with today on my way home from uni. Maybe you'll like it.

Title: Hero
Rating: G
Genre: House MD; H/W friendship, Pre-slash, drabble-esk
Disclaimer: I so totally own nothing.
Length: ~600 words
Beta (of sorts): neery, tli

Since I've finally mastered the art of cross-posting, this will take you to the fic as it is archived at the house_wilson community :).

( Hero )