Stolen from wheatear, because for once, I actually have an interesting book lying close by.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

The nearest book is Walk This Way, an autobiography of Aerosmith released around 1999. The bit I'm quoting is Steven Tyler talking about Woodstock in the early 70s.

It felt very mystical. There were lots of people selling pipes, sandals and mescaline in these little booths. One guy was selling Tuinals and polished stones. He had a big homemade banner of a demon smoking a pipe, which I thought was so incredibly cool that I stole it while this guy was watching the Band or the Who one night.

The next day we ran out of money, and this guy had a big bag of Tuinals, so we went to his booth and Ray Tabano punched this guy out, grabbed his Tuinals, and we ran back up Groovy Way. Then someone stole our gas cap, and of course it rained and water got in the gas, so we were stranded. We couldn't leave if we wanted to.

The whole book is like that. It just makes you marvel, lol. It's a nice read, even though I am not entirely convinced of its authenticity. ;)

If you want to do the meme, consider yourself tagged. I gotta go and clean now before tli shows up!