ardnaid listed me in the paranoia meme, and I had to promise to do the meme to get the questions. So here goes.

1) There are 30 questions. Answer each with the nick of one person from your f-list.
2) Post the list of names.
3) People who want to know the questions will have to promise to do the meme.

Putting this under a cut - it's just a list of names, no questions, so if you prefer not knowing, don't click.

( Paranoia Meme )

And to make this post a little less pointless and more discussion-friendly, a profound-ish poll:

[Poll #1254278]