ATM machines hate me. The feeling is mutual.

Yesterday, I wanted to get money from the machine. It told me it wouldn't give me the amount I wanted. I asked how much money I had left on my account, and it told me that I still had five times the amount that I'd wanted to withdraw. I asked it again to please give me the money, but it said no. And then it spit my card at me, crashed and said "temporarily out of order".

Today, I went to another ATM machine. That machine as well told me that it wouldn't give me any money, and then it ate my card. I went into the bank to ask them if they could please make it give the card back to me, and they said, no, they don't have access. The guy who does have access will be in next week, and then they'll send the card to my bank.

Which leaves me with the glorious amount of exactly 25 cents of cash. Yay.