teyla: Cartoon Ten typing on top of the TARDIS like Snoopy. (fandom_wank)
teyla ([personal profile] teyla) wrote2007-07-26 05:42 pm
Entry tags:

Guess who's back, back again/Shady's back, tell a friend....

OMG YOU PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!!!


Julia_Bohemian is back - WITH A VENGEANCE!

The linked highlights are fun. Also, check this out:

Where she uses lowercase in a Capslock community on purpose

Where she is being painfully ignorant of Capslock_House tradition and someone wins the internet by rephrasing Madonna

Where she proves her exceptional stupidity (check out her second post in the thread)

There's so much more, but I can't list it all. Go see the stupid. You haven't seen the real stupid till you've seen this stupid. I died laughing. This is my ghost typing.

ETA: OMG, check out her new bio!! I screencapped it for your convenience, because I'm sure she'll be deleting it in no time.

Highlights:
Wanking and Trolling are things of which to be ashamed. I place them up there with child molesting and elderly abuse.

I was so excited when I found this out:
There is an actual LJ community just for wanking


But you really need to read the whole thing. It's just too good to miss.

Also, for your amusement as well as consistency, I'm linking the julia_wank_bohemian saga posts. I'm sure there will be more to come.

07/24/07 - Volume Two

07/19/07 - Volume One

[identity profile] dangomango.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
lol when I saw it start I thought of you. *g* Girl is clueless.

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm amused that you have nothing better to post on your own personal journal that what I'm up to.

Flattery...

LOL

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
are you so dumb that you don't realize?

I caught you having nothing better to do than post about me on your private journal. Get a hobby, or write some more fanfiction.

[identity profile] neery.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But we already have a hobby: mocking wankers on the internet. Please keep the lolz coming!

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
and like I said

I'm FLATTERED you have nothing better to do.


(shakes head)

[identity profile] neery.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you should be! I bow before your awesome powers of bringing teh st00pid.

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
no, I blocked you before that actually. My computer is slow, so it will take me a minute to undo it.

I would rather live in peace with other ficcers (is that a word?)

I honestly don't think I did anything wrong except for 1.not using capital letters 2.expecting people to not be sensitive.

(but, there was that kid who went to Singapore and got caned for breaking their laws. here, he would have had to pick trash up on the freeway. so, I guess what I'm saying is, I'm never going to Singapore.)

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
point taken

although...

I'm told some people like being caned.

Is that user name a Vulcan name?

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
no, I don't like getting caned. but, there's a website I found for people who do.

I used to be really into Star Trek a while back.

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I was actually talking about people who enjoy being caned.

I watched the original series, and TNG. But, lost interest in DS9. I love the movies, but I get irked by the inconsistencies. The fandom for ST is probably huger than anything, and I can only imagine how hard it is for the writers to keep track of all their arcs and plotlines. I don't think I'd want to write fanfic for ST, although I probably could.

I have read some of the novels, but only a few of the authors seem to be able to maintain the flow that the show offers. Peter David is good.

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
okay confession, I heart Q. I am a shameful Q fangirl.

I can only IMAGINE what sort of slash combos people have come up with.

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see Q ewith Janeway. Patrick Stewart is too manly.

Although...did you see that episode of Frasier where he played the gay guy?

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
well, remember that TNG episode with the androgenous race? That was an interesting look at gender identity in the future. I think there will still be problems with these things no matter how far we come. Because people are always going to hate. (unfortunately)
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[identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And! Patrick Steward playing gay is just hilariously fantastic. There's this movie 'Jeffrey' where he plays a gay interior decorator. You've GOT to watch it someday. :-)

[identity profile] julia-bohemian.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Patrick Stewart makes a delicious gay man.
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[identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I read that Q fic PLZ!! :-)
miscellanium: black and white image of jon voight and dustin hoffman from the film midnight cowboy. voight is dressed like a cowboy with a black hat and hoffman is in all black. they are walking on a large metal bridge. (Tenipuri: Hahaha logic no.)

[personal profile] miscellanium 2007-07-26 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god lololol I love your tracking of this practically epic wankery. Why I always miss out on the ~*~fun~*~ wanks, I do not know.

[identity profile] inlaterdays.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohai. Someone linked you on CLH and it is clear that you are made of win, because:

1) You post about House wank in funny ways
2) You have an X-Files icon
3) You have MY ALL TIME FAVORITE ST:TOS QUOTE AS YOUR JOURNAL SUBTITLE.

I would like to friend you. May I?

[identity profile] inlaterdays.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY!

ALSO: FHAGFAHSF MULDER YES.

You were linked in a post which is friends-locked, which of course means that you should join us over at [livejournal.com profile] capslock_house. :D

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am much less awesome than LID, but can I also friend you anyway?

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No worries, I shall bring my own beanbag.

(The icon is a Dead Like Me quotation - you watch it?)

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Due South. I watched that as an eight-year-old, and I saw the slashy potential even then.

QAF UK or US? Because I am a serious QAFUK fangirl, but I haven't seen much of the US version.

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I was precociously corrupted.

If you can get your hands on the English version, you should definitely check it out. I watched it when I was fourteen, and it was the thing that really got me into slash (although the seeds were sown long before that).

By the way, I love Germany. One of my favourite places ever is this little café I went to in Dresden. Gorgeous.

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know, if it weren't for DVDs I'd probably be rich by now.

If you're not a fan of rain then England might be a disappointment - we're drowning at the moment.

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Good plan. Stay in, talk about fandom. DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE.

[identity profile] petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, snap.

[identity profile] indianajane05.livejournal.com 2007-07-29 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You bring teh lulz so hard. I'm glad you were linked in CLH! Friend you, yes? I come bearing gifts from the CLH gods: unicorns, wank, and motherfuckin' CAPS.