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*sporfle* YAYS! WANK!
Potterwank has been very quiet, considering 15 mio. copies of the book were sold only in the first 24 hours. 15 mio people! Even if only 0,1% is in fandom, that still makes 15,000 people. If half of them read the book as quickly as most people apparently did, that makes 7,500 potential wankers. You'd think 7,500 people should be able to come up with some serious LMAO I-just-sprayed-my-drink-all-over-my-screen-at-the-batshit wank. You disappoint me, fandom!
However, I did find some gems I wanted to share :).
Oh noes! Snape died! Life's not fair, and now fiction went unfair, too!
Pretty tl;dr. The comments at fandom_wank are sort of fun to read though. Also, the general idea behind this wank is just so... WAY to miss the point ^^.
Rowling, I WANT TO PUNISH YOU!
THE POST OF DISAPPOINTED BATSHIT CRAZY FEN RAGE! I laughed my ass off ^^.
OMG, Rowling is evil, because she forgot to invade Poland!
This is quite a long post, and you might want to think about adding ?style=mine to the URL in the navigation bar of your browser, because blurry fine white print on black background is just sort of annoying.
I urge you to read the whole thing. The author's fairly reasonable in the beginning, but she ventures into Batshit Country about halfway through. I was nodding along in the beginning and choking with suppressed laughter in the end.(*)
Here are the comments on fandom_wank.
(*) small unfortunately necessary note: I wasn't laughing at the stuff she talkes about with her family. That topic is no laughing matter. I was laughing about her personalizing in a completely far-gone way.
Harry Potter is TEH GAY!
The proof of the fact that you can read anything into anything, if you only try hard enough.
I'm very sad to hear that so many fellow Harmonians are sad at this time.
This is the real batshit.
Burn it WITH FIRE!
Someone really didn't like the book.
In-House-Wank!
Who's got the wank? Fandom_Wank's got the wank!
Have fun!
ETA: Just noticed the Journalfen server apparently went robust. C'mon, Journalfen! You shall not deny us the Potterwank!
However, I did find some gems I wanted to share :).
Oh noes! Snape died! Life's not fair, and now fiction went unfair, too!
Pretty tl;dr. The comments at fandom_wank are sort of fun to read though. Also, the general idea behind this wank is just so... WAY to miss the point ^^.
Rowling, I WANT TO PUNISH YOU!
THE POST OF DISAPPOINTED BATSHIT CRAZY FEN RAGE! I laughed my ass off ^^.
OMG, Rowling is evil, because she forgot to invade Poland!
This is quite a long post, and you might want to think about adding ?style=mine to the URL in the navigation bar of your browser, because blurry fine white print on black background is just sort of annoying.
I urge you to read the whole thing. The author's fairly reasonable in the beginning, but she ventures into Batshit Country about halfway through. I was nodding along in the beginning and choking with suppressed laughter in the end.(*)
Here are the comments on fandom_wank.
(*) small unfortunately necessary note: I wasn't laughing at the stuff she talkes about with her family. That topic is no laughing matter. I was laughing about her personalizing in a completely far-gone way.
Harry Potter is TEH GAY!
The proof of the fact that you can read anything into anything, if you only try hard enough.
I'm very sad to hear that so many fellow Harmonians are sad at this time.
This is the real batshit.
Burn it WITH FIRE!
Someone really didn't like the book.
In-House-Wank!
Who's got the wank? Fandom_Wank's got the wank!
Have fun!
ETA: Just noticed the Journalfen server apparently went robust. C'mon, Journalfen! You shall not deny us the Potterwank!
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And on the other side, I'm almost as irrational about Wilson, so I'm embarrassed for everybody. *climbs aboard the fail[insert-vehicle-here]*
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Wilsie makes everyone become irrational. It's those Bambie-eyes, I think ^^.
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