PROMPT ME~~~

[teyla]

I was rereading some of my old pornfic yesterday, and man, that was depressing. I used to be able to off-the-cuff 1,000 or more words of PWP easily. Now, I struggle with every sentence, no matter if what I'm writing is porn or something else. I haven't posted fic in almost a year, either.

So. Whoever comments first is getting commentporn. Any pairing, any fandom--het, slash, or femmeslash. Give me a pairing and a prompt, and I shall try and see if I can force my PWP muse to actually do its job for once.

Come on, guys. This is your chance to make me write Ten/Rose. Or House/Cameron. Or Gwen/Arthur. Don't miss out! *insert commercial jingle*

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Comments

[mind-the-tardis.livejournal.com]

. . . Spanking a Slayer sounds hazardous.

And, hoorah, Giles \o/ *hearts book-geeks*

[teyla]

I think Giles can take Buffy. She may be stronger than he is, but he definitely owns her in the brain department. >_>

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

. . . Intellectual spanking?

[mind-the-tardis.livejournal.com]

PFFT, wrong journal. Master, shoo.

[teyla]

It must've been the talk of spanking. Spanking is to the Master what cheese is to mice?

[some-go-mad.livejournal.com]

Apparently, mice aren't *really* all that crazy about cheese.

And the Master says spanking is far too mild. Spanking. . . . Though now I'm seeing him telling some children that their parents have been very naughty and then spanking the parents. To death >_>

[teyla]

The Doctor says he'll spank you in a minute, Master.

[some-go-mad.livejournal.com]

Even the Master is slightly freaked out by that icon, Doctor.

[teyla]

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

*canon!Master leaves a human!Master offering for Santa!Ten, and scarpers off while S!Ten is, hopefully, distracted*

[teyla]

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

[teyla]

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

<----what he is thinking, whilst handcuffed. WHY. WHY would he be handcuffed to a bed naked when a Seven wanders by .___.

[teyla]

Seven says, oh, hey, Ace. Come look at this. :3

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

He hates his life .___.

[teyla]

Five says 'sup? Something noteworthy going on?

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

*HE WOULD FACEPALM but he can't :\*

[dreamtofbeing.livejournal.com]

Human!Ten says OKAY FELLAS, you had your fun, now run along. This Master is his.

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

Human!Master says . . . not the sunglasses, Doctor. Those really don't look as good as you think they do. Uncuff him?

[dreamtofbeing.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Not yet.

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

Go on. Ravish him. Take advantage of his helplessness. You beast.

[dreamtofbeing.livejournal.com]

Now you've spoiled it. Uncuffing you now, he thinks.

[dntfretprecious.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwww.