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teyla ([personal profile] teyla) wrote2009-03-23 02:42 am
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Uni Assignments Are Silly

Okay, so this script-writing assignment? It's really giving me a headache.

First, the tutor wanted me to write the treatment before the script. I don't outline. I rarely do it with fic, and I can't do it with original fic at all because I don't know my characters before I start writing. It's not how I approach fiction; plot first, narration later. Doesn't work for me. Luckily, he was alright with me handing in the treatment together with my first draft.

Then, the theme is "home". Okay, I can live with that theme, but could it not have been something a little more interesting? "Death" or "family" or "faith". "Home"--it's so student-y. Oh, those poor first year guys, they just left home, let's give them an assignment where they can write about that. Blah blah blah.

The worst thing though? It can only be 10 pages long. Now, if you're used to writing fic, that sounds like a lot (or, you know, a reasonable length for telling a story), but with writing a script, it's different. We're using the typical script format, and in that format, you write a couple of lines of dialog and the page is full.

I've started two scripts now. With the first one, I got as far as introducing two of my four main characters before I realized I was already on page four and hadn't even started the plot yet. With this second one now, I've just done the exposition scene, and yeah, I'm once again on page four already. I'm going to stick with this plot now, anyway, but seriously--introducing your characters and developing a plot in ten pages? That's sort of a joke. I mean, TV show script writers have 45 pages and they can skip the exposition bits, and they're usually still writing as concisely as possible to squeeze their plot into the allotted time slot.

/raeg

*goes back to writing that script*

[identity profile] chaoskir.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
If I would be you I would write the whole story and than I would try to push and cut it. So that it will be 10 pages in the end. It seems that's a tutor-thing. For my dutch-lessons I have to explain a book which I've read in a summary with 300 - 350 words. She wants an initiation, a main part and an end. 300-350 words are not enough to do that. I've needed 700 and after I wrote this I delete some sentences. So I came to 370 words. And so I gave it to her. I'll get it back next monday. *sigh* We will see, if it will count with 20 words more than allowed.

[identity profile] beandelphiki.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, ten pages is so short for a script. I wrote this thing for my Intro to Film class last semester - we were supposed to make a short film, 5 minutes long. That was at least 5 pages, but I think it might have been longer. And we ran almost 8 minutes in the end.

Also, "home" is just basically the shittiest theme ever. I don't know about you, but after I've left home to go someplace new, it's like the last thing I ever want to talk about. Hello, I just got away.

[identity profile] beandelphiki.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes! And anytime an assignment calls for an outline to be handed in first, I loose the marks for the outline. Because I'm totally the same way.

If we can hand it in all at once, then I fake the outline. I'm very good at that, having had to do it all along. I once had to design an ad for Advertising class (naturally) at SAIT, and we needed a "rough sketch." I just drew something CLOSE to what I had, wrote in some notes, crossed them out, wrote in more notes with a different pen, drew some arrows showing where I would move stuff, etc., etc.

I had some people watching me while I was doing this, because they hadn't done a sketch either, and they weren't sure how to fake it. I gave them a little tutorial. LOL. One girl was like, "If I hadn't just watched you draw that, I would be SURE you had planned out your whole ad really carefully!"
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[identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, your "how to cheat on assignments" tutorial made me laugh. Because, yes, that is exactly how I work - just in a different field. During my 7 years at uni (normal time in Germany, I know, it's insane) I have gotten really, really good at stealing bits and pieces here and there without ever actually learning/reading anything. I've never been caught. It's just a question of rephrasing properly. I can write you a 5000 word essay in two days. Including searching for lit and sources. LOL


[identity profile] lf2871.livejournal.com 2009-03-25 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
xD That icon is awesome.