In the wee hours of the morning, another wank is born

[teyla]

And the comments so far:

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ETA: Post has been bahleeted. However, CLH has a record, and a lot was recovered via emails. Click here. (and now I'm seriously going to bed.)

I'll go to bed. I bet when I get up, this post will be a whole lot longer.
Whoops, just checked. It's already longer, and she removed the warning. Good thing I screencapped, eh?


The julia_bohemian Wank Saga:

08/07/07 - Volume Four

07/26/07 - Volume Three

07/24/07 - Volume Two

07/19/07 - Volume One

Comments

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

"Poeia safe" or "not Poeia safe" is commonly used language on the TWOP fanfic rec thread. Julia is actually in the right so far. I bet it doesn't stay that way for long, though.

[teyla]

Well, even if this is a commonly used term on TWoP, she must know that there is an author in the LJ House fandom whose penname is poeia. She keeps whining that she doesn't want to pick fights, and then she goes and does things like that. It's starting to seriously annoy me.

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

The term is a reference to Poeia's personal taste in fanfiction, and she likes it. I know it's hard to believe, but she actually wasn't being a cunt when she said it. Why she didn't just explain the origin of the term instead of getting all up in the other person's face, I have no idea--well, because she's Julia, of course. But until she started bitching back in the comments, she was in the right (as far as this one particular issue goes).

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

And now I've publically defended the bitch again. In a totally backhanded way, which I'm sure everyone else in the discussion noticed, but apparently she didn't. Now I've cemented my place as her Best LJ Friend. Kill me now.

[teyla]

Lol. Well, you know, I didn't respond to her original post because I was thinking, hey, what if Poeia refers to some sort of weird thing that I don't know about. Let other people start the wank.

I only got involved when, well, she was starting to bitch again FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON. That woman makes my fingers itch. We had such a nice fandom. *whines for the good ol' times*

Off to bed now. It's ridiculously late/early. Note to self: no getting involved in wanks after 4am.

Oh, btw: she went and bahleeted the entry. Either that, or the mods did. I'm almost hoping that the mods did. Maybe she'll get banned from h_w... ! ;P

[missy7280.livejournal.com]

Yeah ok you don't me, but I just wanted you to know I think you're awesome for chronicling the wank for all of us. Your screencaptures are really helpful for people like me, who always seem to be late for every wank. I'm actually right on top of this one though, go me! FOR I AM SO FABULOUS AND YOU SHOULD ALL GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP ME. /sarcasm/

P.S. Sorry I'm such an asshole. I'm working on it I swear!

[teyla]

It's okay! Be an asshole. We'll just all buckle down and wait until you've figured out not to be an asshole and start behaving like a normal person! This is what fandom is for. We LOVE getting pissed on. It gets us off.

:D You're welcome. This woman is starting to become my personal nemesis or something... /o\

[missy7280.livejournal.com]

All this crap ALMOST makes me want to get a random journal and just start being a stupid troll, so that I can become infamous. But then again, I think I'd give myself a stroke. I don't know how someone manages to go on being a cunt... I would have definitely left LJ by now if I was her. She must enjoy being a masochist or something.

AWESOME. I LOVE PISSING OFF ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE. YOUR PAIN BRINGS ME JOY. ;)

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

I hate to say this, but if it turns out that Julie_bohemian was actually a giant April Fool's In June (or whenever she turned up) on the part of the capslockers or something, I will actually be impressed.

[teyla]

Lol, that would be cool. But sadly, I think she's too elaborate to be a sock. She has a history on ff.net.

Pity, really. It would have restored a good part of my faith in mankind if I'd gotten proof that such stupidity doesn't actually exist.

[polly-moopers.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL WE HAD OUR HANDS TOO FULL WITH CAPRIL FLULZ TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING EVEN HALF SO GOOD AS JULIA

SEEING HER IS LIKE BEING AN AMATEUR FILM MAKER AND THEN WATCHING SOMETHING AMAZING LIKE NIAGRA FALLS IN REAL LIFE. YOU KNOW, THE FEELING OF NOTHING I MAKE WILL EVER BE AS AMAZING AS THIS FREAKISH MARVEL OF NATURE

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

And....bahleeted. That was at least a *short* wank.

[teyla]

Lol, yes it was ^^.

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

Looks like she defriended me, too. Maybe she noticed I was saying mean things about her behind her back? I feel sort of bad, if that is what happened, but honestly. If she's going to go around picking fights with people at the drop of a hat, unconditional approval is a bit much to ask. And it's not that I haven't tried to call her on her bullshit to her face, but she just doesn't take a hint.

[wihluta.livejournal.com]

LOL - hey, maybe we should open a 'defriended by J_B' community. *gg*

[teyla]

And it's not that I haven't tried to call her on her bullshit to her face, but she just doesn't take a hint.
Not only doesn't she take hints, she doesn't even take big flashing neon signs. I really tried talking to her - I'm not into pointing and laughing at people if I haven't at least tried to make them understand why they're being pointed and laughed at.

But she simply doesn't get it. Either she doesn't want to, or she really is too stupid ;P.

[sexy-severus.livejournal.com]

*HEADDESK*

That Woman is just stupid...but that's good (in some way) because of this I can laugh my ass of the hole night ;)

[teyla]

Lol, yeah. Let's read wank and rejoice! ;D

[maddoggirl.livejournal.com]

Seriously, girl, it's this simple:

'I wasn't trying to offend anyone when I said "Not Poeia safe". It's just an expression I've seen used a lot on TWoP and LJ referring to Poeia's dislike of graphic fanfics. She knows the term exists and doesn't have a problem with it.'

I was all ready to defend her when I read that completely mad and horrible firs comment. Then I read her reply and was like *facepalm*

Thank you again for this work of art and historical chronicle ;D

[teyla]

Lol, you're welcome.

You know, I didn't comment until she started whining again about how bad the evil LJ people are and that she is so sick of us all. If she had simply explained herself, as in, "whoops, sorry, forgot I wasn't posting on TWoP, my bad" I don't think people would have wanked as much. They might have, because j_b has become somewhat of a red sheet for some people, but still. It would have been the polite thing to do.

But why am I wondering why she didn't choose this course of action? I mean, I know by now that politeness is not something she has in her dictionary. *sigh*

[alex51324.livejournal.com]

LOL, she didn't choose that course of action because she's Julia, silly! She has too much sophistication and maturity and self-esteem to behave reasonably.

[teyla]

Right! And her sister is an alcoholic.

Really, it's us being dense idiots for not seeing it. She's the SECOND COMING!

[zulu]

Thanks for the links and screencaps! I missed this one; it's always good to catch up. Poor ol' JB, if only we really understood her! Then she wouldn't be so vexing to us.

[teyla]

I'm that close to buying a ticket to California and strangling her. I want some peace in my fandom. Is this too much to ask? Gah.

And you're welcome :).

[zulu]

Eh, all fandoms are like this to some extent. I've never known anyone to be so...*persistent*, though. That's gotta chafe!

[teyla]

Eh, all fandoms are like this to some extent.
Key words here being "to some extend". But it seems like there might be an end in sight! :D

[aeeee.livejournal.com]

SHE LIVES IN CALIFORNIA? WHERE???

Thanks for the caps & story. :D Epic.

[teyla]

Lol, southern California. Don't know where exactly, though ^^.

You're welcome! :)

[moony]

Hmm. I thought I smelled wank in the air whilst in LA, but I thought it was just smog. ;-)