I know, I should host that party. The thing is, I *never* celebrate my bday, and all my friends would know *exactly* that I'm only doing it this year to get the cane... *gg*

Nah, no mocking. It's from Monty Python's The Quest For The Holy Grail (the son of King of Swamp castle is supposed to marry some princess, but he's not at all interested. He'd rather... sing! *gg*).