Heh. Well, I've never watched Friends and don't know anything about monkeys, but you're right, he does steal Vicodin. I've been skimming the pilot for the Clinic-I'm-Dr.-Asshole-Who-Wants-Me scene (not finding it, ahhh, I'm so useless with vids ^^) and rewatched that bit, but it didn't occur to me that it was illegal for him to take the pills because he prescribed them himself. Heh heh. Something Tritter overlooked. *plotbunny*