It makes me feel better to know that there is someone else out there that dislikes Four. They say you never forget your first Doctor, and he sure did make a big impression. After seeing some Four episodes at a young age, I didn't watch any DW for nearly the next thirty years! I will forever be grateful to the new series for smacking my now-adult self upside the head with the knowledge that the Doctor comes in nine (now ten) other flavors, and some of them are quite awesome.

I only ramble on because there is so much Four love in this fandom, I sometimes feel bad admitting my intense dislike. I also like your name theory quite a bit.