teyla: Cartoon Ten typing on top of the TARDIS like Snoopy. ([h] made of fail)
teyla ([personal profile] teyla) wrote2008-11-26 10:46 pm
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The fail burns my eyes.

I'm quite a forgiving person. I love discussions, but I don't like fighting or bearing grudges. But the more I think about what people got up to today, the more I feel like setting the uni on fire and watching it burn to the fucking ground.


I've got two group presentations to get done. One's due tomorrow at 10 a.m., the other one is due next Tuesday. I've always made the experience that group presentations are tiring, but this is taking it to a whole new level.

My Thursday presentation group wanted to meet up at 1 p.m. today. I was there at 1:15. The next person to show up did so at 2:30. No one else turned up. We didn't get anything done, because the girl who did turn up hadn't typed her shit up - she'd written it all out on paper. Yeah, that helps a lot, thank you very much. I totally feel like wading through three pages of illegible scribblings so I can type up your keypoints for our presentation.

She then left to work on some audio editing with her other presentation group. A minute later I get a phone call that I should tell them how to hook the audio recorder up to the computer. I had the same problem, sitting there not knowing how to do that. I downloaded the manual from the internet. But I guess that was too much to ask from three media students.

So I go hook up the recorder, and then I sit down to do some rping - because there was fuck all else to do. Ten minutes later one of the girls asks me if she can check her email on my computer. I say sure, alright, and she goes ahead and checks her email. Then she checks facebook, and her her bank account, and then she goes Christmas shopping on fucking Amazon.

We then all go and have our studio class, which should have been going on till 9. We were done by 7, though. I needed to talk to three people about presentation things, but they were all so quick to get out of there, I didn't really get a hold of them. One of them needed to give me his stuff for the Thursday presentation, and while I was booting up my laptop to put it from his stick onto my computer, I was trying to get a hold of the other guys. I turn back around, and the guy is touching my motherfucking laptop. Seriously, does he have a death wish?

Anyway, turns out he saved his file in a .docx format, which I can't open without a converter, but he was out of there so quickly, I couldn't tell him to please send it to me again as a .txt or .rtf. So I downloaded the converter, and it turns out that his file are 100 fucking words copypasta'ed from Wikipedia.

The second guy I was trying to get to give his stuff to me hadn't done it yet and told me he'd send it to me tomorrow morning - when our presentation's at ten. I was like, fuck no you won't, so he's sending it tonight, but he hasn't yet (it's 11 p.m.).

The third guy I needed to talk to I managed to catch on my way back home. He was pissed at me because the third person in our group, stupid girl, never manages to make our meetings and decided going home for five days is more important than getting together our presentation. I got a little pissy with him, but we settled on meeting up tomorrow and doing all the work stupid girl and other girl in our group haven't done. And now I'm sitting here waiting for all those fucking idiots to send me their shit and will probably be busy with this all night when I really would have other, more interesting things to do.



And this is what the Master has to say to this:


[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so sleep and/or food DEFINITELY a priority. Heh. Not HAPPENING (well, maybe the food thing), but a priority. I still have to analyze "One" (your fault) and write an essay about the cultural impact of Land Grant Law and water rights in Southern California and New Mexico. (which is exactly as boring as it sounds, fuh reals)

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I have to analyze a song. Any song that isn't romantic. So I signed up for one, way back at the beginning of the semester because it is so totally Ten. That was you, right? I was perfectly okay with Unforgiven being Harry, and Unforgiven II being fandom Draco, and having those be my only songs that are fan characters or whatever. (Except Meteora, the album by Linkin Park, which for some fail reason makes me think of Torchwood. Unfailingly.)

And now I have to actually write that analysis. Not that I don't have a rough draft, but I doubt using the tenth Doctor will impress Doctor P. any.

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, cuz that's what I needed. :D You really know how to help a girl procrastinate!

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ma'am YES MA'AM!

Though, not for a bit, gotta locate headphones. "D

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
See, the cool thing about military obedience is you have a set of conditioned responses to fall back on in times of rebellion.

Your brain might be going "You stupid SOB, your gonna kill us all!"
But your mouth is already saying the conditioned "Sounds good, sir. Where do you want me to stand?"

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Less likely to get reprimand or courts martialed that way though, so it's totally good.

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I think I started it with my "Unforgiven = Harry" analogy. Probably.

But it's totes okay.

(I think you can judge how brain dead by how much upper-middle class teenage American slang I use. This is both amusing and terrifying.)

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
COMMENTSPAM FTW DUDE!

Also, you can totally go to sleep, I honestly would not be offended. I should be working on work anyway.

Although, I ALWAYS do presentations on low sleep. I function best when I procrastinate. My dad and I have this elaborate joke about how I procrastinate like an American-- I tend to procrastinate by working on things that are also important in order to assuage my guilt. (The elaborateness involves America's lack of desire for Imperialism past the whole manifest destiny thing. And Guilt.)

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Donna's boobs work equally well. Well, they distract at least.

See, you procrastinate guiltlessly, which is UNLIKE my procrastination. And thus my dad making fun of me.

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that cracked me up.

My mom wants me to repress my guilt, but I decided when I was four and attending her wedding while she was pregnant (not the man she was marrying's kid) that she was not a good role model.

So I act out my guilt by being the sort of person who buys brownies at our Gay Straight alliance's bake sale. And so on.

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, different guilt.

Although, I like your version. I'll use that reason next time!

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Already am, I baked three batches for my dad's airman for tomorrow, so I'm sneaking some.

[identity profile] callmeliterator.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I will! But, unfortunately not with you. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and as the oldest daughter of an SNCO in my dad's unit, it's my responsibility to bake them, put up make up and heels, drive to the dorms, and serve them. It's a sacred duty, and I refuse to fail!