Watch it, or I'll have to trache you
OMG... *snatches all sharp implements that might be used to cut someone*
There you go, humanity is safe once again. *gg*

Evil Nurse Brenda is one of the coolest side characters in House. Closely followed by the weird janitor who wears his pants backwards.
Yup those two are the top of the list, closely followed by the six-fingered lawyer and Coma guy (although I'm starting to wonder if he woke up, since we haven't seen him in ages.)

*nudges your conscience, so you write more.*