I still think it's ridiculous that the official police force uses that pun.
Ahahahaha. I . . . didn't know they did that. That's kind of painfully funny. But yeah, you don't really catch it until you say it out loud. And then you go . . . oh.

Lol, well, it definitely sounds like a sensible thing to do. You could at least have commandeered Mickey and Jackie off to do it, while you're dealing with the actual threat, or something.

I'd be an awful companion as well. Not so much because of the running around in the dark, but because of generally the running. I don't physically qualify as a companion. :|