Assorted Letters

[teyla]

Dear F-list,

... 700 fucking posts? I mean, for serious? 700? I know, I haven't checked the f-list in, uh, a while, but still. 700? Man.

Sort of impressed,
Me

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Dear Merlin Fandom,

stop with the enormous un-cut fanfic title graphics. Those graphics are very pretty, but I don't want the same huge graphic on my f-list every other day when you post your next installment.

Slightly peeved,
Me

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Dear Who Fandom,

Ten would like you to know that he's not dead yet. There's still a whole year of him, and he has to admit, it's slightly hurtful how many of you are already talking of him in the past tense. :/

Sympathetic of her pup,
Ten's Mun

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Dear Touchpad,

please stop going wacky on me as soon as the temperature doesn't agree with you. I know I spilled cola on you, but that's no reason to make me reboot the computer every time you get cold.

Somewhat annoyed,
Me

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Dear Youth Hostel,

your kitchen is fucking freezing. Do something about that.

Freezing,
Me

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Dear Self,

stop writing pointless 'dear whatever' letters and go comment on the 20-odd posts you've got open in tabs. Also, go answer the comments people left on your journal before you post a new entry. And then go and tag, because the other players won't tag back if you don't tag first. And please, do write a 'What I did in London' post, because you had a good time, and people might want to hear about it - more than they want to read your 'dear whatever' letters, anyway.

Sternly,
Me

Comments

[euclase.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me. I hardly post a thing. :)

(Also, for serious about Ten)

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

Yes, do write what you did in London!! Please?

[chaoskir.livejournal.com]

So don't look at me either. I'm that much boring that I'll never post anything.

[x-bluerose-x.livejournal.com]

I hear ya on Ten :( :( :(

[lf2871.livejournal.com]

As I'm sure you've noticed the fandom has gone a little hyperactive XD I did tell you that LJ was going mad as anything.

As for the ten thing I know D: I'm feeling kinda sorry for the guy. Please to not be replaceing him yet.

And yes plz on the london post.

[earlwyn.livejournal.com]

No one wants to hear about what you did in London. Please.

[callmeliterator.livejournal.com]

THIRD POST SINCE I LAST COMMENTED!!

Also, I heart letters like this. And, perhaps you would appreciate this (http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=15357&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=720#p1274734) from the XKCD forums. I know I did. :D