House Smutathon, Round 3!

get_house_laid Round 3 is now open!
Over at get_house_laid, we have a huge number of prompts left over from Rounds 1 & 2. Our goal with Round 3 is to try to get some of these leftovers taken care of before season five begins on September 16.

Prompts are open for claiming from now till September 15; all contributions may be posted anytime between August 12 and September 15.

Round 3 prompts list is here.

Pimping post text shamelessly c&p'ed from recrudescence.