6 words meme

I stoled a meme from cryptictac, because it looks like fun:

Once asked to write a full story in six words, legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway responded: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

WHAT 6 WORDS WOULD TELL YOUR LIFE STORY?

I thought of a couple for myself, which was harder than it should have been, because I love the tl;dr too much.

1) Yeah well, but that was yesterday.

2) Look here, I'm wearing a vegetable!

3) I thought I was being diplomatic. <= stole this from someone at Ticcy's journal, but I sympathize so much omg!

Now, let's hear yours! :D