I included this first line as an example of how to NEVER EVER IN A BAJILLION YEARS start your fic. Sheesh, worst first line ever, lol.

I now feel the need to point out that I TOLD YOU SO AND YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! ;)

Wilson felt pleasant warmth surrounding him and sighed contentedly, turning his head to the side and snuggling into the pillow without opening his eyes.

I want a comfy Sunday morning in bed, too.